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hayhtam:

nietzschesghost:

hayhtam:

"assassins creed couldn’t have a female protagonist because-" son u are playing a game about an assassin bartender who sits in a sofa machine and relives his ancestor’s memories to find magical artifacts left behind by a race that came before humans so just stop talking pls 

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ONE FEMALE CHARACTER IN A SIXTEEN GAME SERIES DOES NOT EQUAL REPRESENATION

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lapfoxs:

this is literally everyone on tumblr

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hospitalstays:

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school cum

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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seedy:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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imawanchor:

mizukishippedit:

imawanchor:

i don’t really have a personality it’s just sort of like

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brokes face, lol

yeah broke is my favourite character closely followed by smash

(via hi)

shittingalone:

bolto:

ronaldtherapist:


More Daily Life Hacks Here

Go shit in a bowl of water

scald your asshole with the splashback itll make it way easier

burn your ass squatting like an idiot over a bowl of boiling water go on youre already a disappointment to your mother do it you piece of

shittingalone:

bolto:

ronaldtherapist:

More Daily Life Hacks Here

Go shit in a bowl of water

scald your asshole with the splashback itll make it way easier

burn your ass squatting like an idiot over a bowl of boiling water go on youre already a disappointment to your mother do it you piece of

(via singinginthemilk)

(via giraphics)

dutchster:

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work

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desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

(via felchingqueen)

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

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