roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(via actionables)

queernipple:

if u have boobs ur a slut

(via fake-mermaid)

zobb:

cry me a lake by justin timberriver

(via actionables)

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

(via obamafart)

  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

(via textpostsrus)

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(via hotboyproblems)

questlon:

i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

(via retiredjesus)

lampsu:

have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them

(via pisssupreme)

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

lesbolution:

alpetraum:

lesbolution:

my hatred for rapists is unconditional. i don’t care who you are, if you rape, you have revoked your humanity and you belong in the fucking ground.

Same for if you falsely accuse anyone

my god get your fucking priorities sorted

(via pisssupreme)

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via fake-mermaid)

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

image

(via pisssupreme)