(via iwishihadafather)
(via 314eater)
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
(via korras-vagina)
*shows a picture of an anime character to the plastic surgeon*
(via wifihotspot)
The only dates i get are updates
(via nicolasiscaged)
am i in love or am i horny
(via nicolasiscaged)
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
(via nicolasiscaged)
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
(via nicolasiscaged)
[video]
just a friendly reminder that there are people out there who’ve had sex with your favourite celebrity and you’re not one of them
(Source: montypythonsflyingsurplus, via j1zztastic)
my friend killed a wasp with a textbook and the quote on the back makes it so dramatic
(via westbor0baptistchurch)
- Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
(Source: odysseiarex, via whorville)
popcorn
i need popcorn
For you
omg thanks
WAIT
(via bondoge)
(Source: adirgeinthevoid, via grandkanye)
(Source: sincere-and-sinful, via giraphics)
